Dr. Will's In The House

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Big Brother: All Stars started off great last night! Guests went into the house, blah blah blah, Will was shirtless and wet many, many times. Oh, how I love him... yeah, his face got a little puffy, but that's all! The rest is lean, mean, Dr. Evil machine.

Jase and Janelle were morons for not nominating the good doctor, but I hope he sneaks around for a good while with everyone thinking they can just oust him later... that's how he made it through to win the second season.

I love the Kaysar vs. Will thing going on; Kaysar's just bitter because he lost twice, and Will won. Suck it, Kaysar! I'm hoping the two of them become joint-HoHs, so they can roll around naked in their shared bedroom together and work out all that tension.

Anyway, here's a clip of Will from the second season, working his mojo:
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Man, oh man. Every bit of logic and sanity I have within me tells me I should hate everything about Will. He's vain, arrogant, cruel... but I can't! I can't hate him. And I hate myself for it.

Anyway, release this shit on DVD, CBS!
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