From People: "Singer-songwriter Alanis Morissette and her fiancé for the past two years, actor Ryan Reynolds, have split, a source close to the couple confirms..."
Come to me, Ryan! I'll help you "nurse" your "wounds"!
Well, if not me, then he should get together with Anna Faris. They'd make a perfect couple. And they keep starring together anyway, so it's perfect.
But he should totally make out with Jake Gyllenhaal in public first. Just cuz.
Look at me, all Celebrity Matchmaker.
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Come to me, Ryan! I'll help you "nurse" your "wounds"!
Well, if not me, then he should get together with Anna Faris. They'd make a perfect couple. And they keep starring together anyway, so it's perfect.
But he should totally make out with Jake Gyllenhaal in public first. Just cuz.
Look at me, all Celebrity Matchmaker.
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dude, EVERYONE (male or female) should have the opportunity to make out with Jake in public AND private.
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