The Gayest Paragraph Ever

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From today's NY Daily News Gatecrasher gossip column:

"Guess Doogie isn't a Christina Aguilera fan! Neil Patrick Harris (and his male friend) attended her performance at Thursday's Entertainment Weekly "Must List" party, and during her rendition of "Lady Marmalade" "made gestures of shooting himself in the mouth and hanging himself, not just once but three times," says a witness. Fortunately the rest of the crowd, including Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Scott Speedman and Nelly Furtado, seemed to be having a better time. ...

Newly blond Topher Grace - in town to play the villainous Venom in the next Spider-Man flick - dined with two male friends at the Times Square Ruby Foo's a week ago. He held it together to sign autographs for a slew of young female admirers who approached his table, but shook his head and uttered an expletive once the fans had left. ...

Happy gay pride, Anderson! You too, Shep!"

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So we've got Anderson Cooper and Shephard Smith both "outed", and Neil Patrick Harris and Topher Grace (accompanied by those always suspicious "male friends") both being bitchy little queens. Check, and check.
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