Friday, May 19, 2006

More Like DaStinki, Ha Ha

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Why the hell are people surprised that The DaVinci Code is, apparently, terrible?

Ron Howard is a HACK. H-A-C-K. I don't even bother seeing anything he directs any more because it's all so maudlin I want to carve out my eyeballs with a fistful of barbed wire. His presence in the director's chair kept me from seeing a Cate Blanchett movie, and if you know me you know that takes some effort.

And, for the second time today, though this time with far less enthusaism, I accidentily stumble upon news of a remake, only this time THE HORROR - Ron Howard's next project is remaking East of Eden??? WTF???
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1 comment:

Glenn Dunks said...

I KNOW! I discovered this at the start of the year and I flipped. Alongside the remake of Hitchcock's The 39 Steps I discovered in 10 minutes that two of my all-time fave movies are being remade.

it made me scared.