Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Rumor of the Day

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A live-action all-non-Asian version of the manga Sailor Moon, starring Lindsay Lohan and Jennifer Garner, and written/directed by Joss Whedon?

Er. Okay.

From JoBlo: "A Japanese Magazine titled Animage, in their current issue, announced that Fox has acquired the rights to the popular anime series SAILOR MOON and is looking to Joss Whedon to presumably write and direct a live action film. Further, they're hoping Miss Can't Keep Her Genitals Inside Her Clothes herself Lindsay Lohan will star alongside Jennifer Garner (as the main villain) in an all non-Asian cast."

Lindsay just has to play the purple-haired one on the right who's cupping the other one (dare I say, Kate Moss?)'s tit. It's just... so her, ya know?

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