Friday, April 07, 2006

Johnny Digs Queens

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So anybody who's everybody (is that how it goes?) knows about the George Clooney VS. Gawker-Stalker Bitch Slapping Contest Heard Round The World, or whatever the hay they're calling it. Anyway, since you know about this already, you'll find this shit at FameTracker as but-gusting as I did.

See, they made up they're own fake sightings to send to Gawker-Stalker! I really have nothing to add, except I just can't stop laughing at this one:

"So I'm standing in line at the Astor Place Starbucks, and my friend like makes this face, and I'm like, what? And she's like still making the face, so I turn around, and who should be sitting in the corner sipping something that was maybe a latte or maybe a chai drink? I couldn't tell? It's Johnny Knoxville and Her Majesty Queen Noor of Jordan. Like, making out."

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