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Okay, besides Jake, I've tried my damndest to stay away from discussing the usual celebrities that get all the US Weekly press (think Britney, Jessica, et al)... but LOOK AT THIS:
Okay, besides Jake, I've tried my damndest to stay away from discussing the usual celebrities that get all the US Weekly press (think Britney, Jessica, et al)... but LOOK AT THIS:
Shouldn't someone tell the Scientologists that a BEACH BALL is not a good substitute for a pregnant stomach? My guess is Tom was wearing the strap-on belly himself while he masturbated into a chalise for Xenu, and Katie spotted a photographer on the corner and needed something quick to run out the door and get a shot taken before the world forgets she exists / she does stop existing, so she grabbed the beach ball from Tom's interactive "Beach Blanket Bingo" full-sized adult-playset with lifesize animatronic Annette Funicello and Frankie Avalon "fun-partners" and threw it under her trenchcoat and stepped on out.
Katie, dear, just go lay down until they tell you you can "have complications" from "childbirth" and "go into a coma", k?
I mean, the news just gets creepier every day. An adult-sized PACIFIER for Katie to chomp on while giving birth so she keeps her damned mouth quiet? How fucking misogynistic is Scientology anyway?
(more pics at JJ)
Katie, dear, just go lay down until they tell you you can "have complications" from "childbirth" and "go into a coma", k?
I mean, the news just gets creepier every day. An adult-sized PACIFIER for Katie to chomp on while giving birth so she keeps her damned mouth quiet? How fucking misogynistic is Scientology anyway?
(more pics at JJ)
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