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My boss is watching the Colin Farrell sex video in his office right now. The sounds of moany Playmate sex are echoing through the entire office.
Sigh.
In other news, I think I'm dying. I stayed up way too late last night finishing Stephen King's Salem's Lot (which was great, thanks for asking). Then once I was done, I lay staring at the darkness of the bedroom expecting a sudden flash of fangs and my life to end. Eventually, I passed out and had dreams about female vampires splitting open the flesh of their thighs and maggots falling out.
Yay crazy!
I don't think that's why I'm dying, though. I'm just... exhausted. Long fucking week. I have piles of things to do over the weekend, but my main priorities are getting some rest and an all-important SHOPPING SPREE! Oh yes, I am going to blow some money this weekend. I've been sitting on my year-end bonus for a full month and it's killing me. KILLING ME. Papa wants some new sneakers!
Ramble, ramble. I think I should go have some Tylenol and an espresso now. Bye.
My boss is watching the Colin Farrell sex video in his office right now. The sounds of moany Playmate sex are echoing through the entire office.
Sigh.
In other news, I think I'm dying. I stayed up way too late last night finishing Stephen King's Salem's Lot (which was great, thanks for asking). Then once I was done, I lay staring at the darkness of the bedroom expecting a sudden flash of fangs and my life to end. Eventually, I passed out and had dreams about female vampires splitting open the flesh of their thighs and maggots falling out.
Yay crazy!
I don't think that's why I'm dying, though. I'm just... exhausted. Long fucking week. I have piles of things to do over the weekend, but my main priorities are getting some rest and an all-important SHOPPING SPREE! Oh yes, I am going to blow some money this weekend. I've been sitting on my year-end bonus for a full month and it's killing me. KILLING ME. Papa wants some new sneakers!
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