This source is probably as unreliable as all get out (and all get out? heavily unreliable), but what the hell, it's fun to think of.
Brad Pitt, in awe of Brokeback's acclaim, is looking for a "meaty" (ahem) gay role to sink his teeth in to and lose his "ladykiller" image. He wants to "be edgy."
Now, if the thought of Brad in flagrante with another slab-of-abs wasn't so... desirable... then this would elicit a big yawn. Ooh, gay - so risky! Barf.
But then I imagine Brad's sweet, dumb lips pressed against a hirsute co-star and I go temporarily blind, really, so bring it on, oh edgy Brad, bring the boy-luvin' on.
And we all know Angelina'd get off on it, anyway.
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dude - he so already did that with the gayest of them all in a little movie called "Interview with a Vampire"! and don't try to tell me that they were not REALLY gay because anything that Ann Rice can touch with a 50ft pole is REALLY gay. Just my two cents :)
-bri
I thought of Interview With A Vampire (that may be where my "sink his teeth in to" line came from, subconsciously), and yes he's "gay" in that film in that he and Tom "Bend Me Over and Impregnate ME, Katie!" Cruise are some sort of undead domestic partners, and he has an ALMOST kiss with Antonio "I married Melanie Griffith and all I got was this career oblivion" Banderas... but I took this non-story today to mean he'd be looking for an explicitly gay role, meaning something a la Jake "I shaved that Kirsten beard right off for you, Jason!" Gyllenhaal being bent over in a pup tent.
but the 50ft pole line is funny....right? :)
Yes, god, it's funny... don't beg for approval, it makes the baby jesus weep.
Anne Rice's touch is like Midas', only instead of golden she makes whatever she touches flaming gay.
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