Thursday, January 26, 2006

Crappier Than A Speeding Bullet

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So Smallville's sucked me in with their promises of death on tonight's 100th episode.

Damned show's always doing that - promising great stuff and then becoming the Clark-Loves-Lana bore-a-thon. I swear if there's a scene with the two of them staring longingly at one another in that damned barn loft I'll maim whomever is nearest.

Still, the producers are saying that the show's going to take off after tonight's episode and everything we've wanted to see happen FOR FIVE YEARS will begin to occur. Are Clark and Lex finally gonna consummate their "friendship" after years of lustful gazes? Anyway, we'll see. They've been promising something, anything for FIVE YEARS.

I tune in every so often, long enough to note what the haps in S-town are, and grow quickly bored to tears. One thing I haven't gotten the gist of though - what the hell happened to Pete? Not that I miss him, but it was nice to know there was one black person in Kansas.

Oh, the chick who plays Lois Lane? Fug.

But Tom Welling still pushes my "buttons." Rowr. Take a gander at this groin-apalooza and tell me you're not moved.

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