Thursday, December 08, 2005

A Royal Pain


My boyfriend just emailed me with a serious offer to get me a cane for all the running around I have to do this weekend. A CANE ??? Christ.

Anyway, I told him I would accept no less than a diamond-encrusted walking scepter. Something like this:

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That shit would be hot. I'd get me a red velvet cape, too.

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Oh yeah. That dude could totally be me.

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