How To Eat Fried Worms

Oh god, I forgot this book existed! It was one of my faves when I was a kid. Anyway, I'm a little bit horrified to discover it's being turned into a movie. Who the fuck wants to watch a movie about a kid finding bunches of different ways to serve worms to himself? Reading it as a kid was a sick thrill, but actually watching a young actor suck down worms like spaghetti?

Um. No. No thank you.

I guess this is just further proof that I am old now. Sigh.