"I don't want to hurt anybody. I don't enjoy hurting anybody. I don't like guns or bombs or electric chairs, but sometimes people just won't listen and so I have to use persuasion, and slides. My parents, Sharon and Dave. Generous, doting, or were they? All I ever wanted was a Ballerina Barbie in her pretty pink tutu. My birthday, I was 10 and do you know what they got me? Malibu Barbie. That's not what I wanted, that's not who I was. I was a ballerina. Graceful. Delicate. They had to go."
Did anybody else catch Addams Family Values on TV last night? I spoke to my boyfriend later that night on the phone and we'd both watched it... we're such queers. Anyway, I'd forgotten how funny it is. And... so very gay. Paul Rudnick(the writer)'s flames of faggotry were practically setting my eyebrows on fire.
And you wanna know what freaked me out? See that lil' blonde next to beloved Miss Ricci in that pic above? It's Harmony from Buffy! So... young. Weird.
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Oddly enough, my boyfriend ADORES this movie. (You can shove the "your boyfriend is gay" jokes up your ass, Adams.) Heh. I think my favorite part of the movie is when Morticia is confronting Debbie in her house and mocks her interior decorating skills:
Morticia: You have gone too far. You have married Fester, you have destroyed his spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But Debbie... pastels?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
By the way, I'm invading your city (your prostate) next week!
- RD
I think your fixation with shoving things up asses seems awfully closely linked to defending your boyfriend's heterosexuality. Strap-on much?
Yeah, that movie is ok, but it's no Terminator, we could talk about that one for HOURS....
-TM
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