No, you haven't entered a timewarp, it's not actually Friday or the 13th of any month, it's Monday the 24th. I have been misleading.
But it is the 25th anniversary of the Friday the 13th franchise! And that's worth celebrating. So today, I want everyone to make like my namesake Jason and find a slut and/or a consumer of drugs and (preferably immediately post-coitus or post-inhale) skewer them with a steel pipe or something equally phallic. It's all in good fun!
Disclaimer: I am kidding. Do not actually kill anyone because I said so. Thank you.
But it is the 25th anniversary of the Friday the 13th franchise! And that's worth celebrating. So today, I want everyone to make like my namesake Jason and find a slut and/or a consumer of drugs and (preferably immediately post-coitus or post-inhale) skewer them with a steel pipe or something equally phallic. It's all in good fun!
Disclaimer: I am kidding. Do not actually kill anyone because I said so. Thank you.
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