Six Degrees of Silo and Roy

stolen from Gawker:



I did read yesterday that the big news is that yes, that whore Scrappy has broken up Silo and Roy, but Silo and Roy's "offspring" ( the egg they adopted and kept warm together, warming both the egg and all of our hearts) Tango has taken up the muff-diving.

Is "muff-diving" an accurate description of what lesbian penguins would do? WWLPD? Lord knows, human lesbians are mysterious enough to me and they have fingers.

Flippers, on the other hand, seem highly impractical in lesbianese.