If you hadn't noticed by today's posts, I'm returning to my usual frivolous self, after a couple weeks of heavy-politicking. I need a rest. I watched five minutes of Taradise on E! over the weekend and it was incredible, the way it just wiped my brain clean. I had to remind myself how to stand and speak after watching it.
See, world, Tara Reid does have purpose! Too bad E!'s already canned her cottage cheese ass.
"Canned her cottage cheese ass"? That sounds like something you'd avoid in the dairy aisle.
Anyway, the world seems less horrible knowing that Tara Reid's still drunk somewhere, at any second of the day. Thanks, Tara.
See, world, Tara Reid does have purpose! Too bad E!'s already canned her cottage cheese ass.
"Canned her cottage cheese ass"? That sounds like something you'd avoid in the dairy aisle.
Anyway, the world seems less horrible knowing that Tara Reid's still drunk somewhere, at any second of the day. Thanks, Tara.
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