"I had a nightmare last night--about Dakota Fanning taking over the world! In my dream, I was living in Chicago and was best friends with Patrick Dempsey (who is hot shit). Dakota had already begun her plan to take over the world by brainwashing the writing team of One Life To Live to do her bidding. Then she set up shop in a mall, where she was using her reality warping powers to kill anyone that came near her! Patrick Dempsey and I infiltrated the mall, as we planned to kill Dakota and liberate the world from evil! Before we could get to her, Dakota locked us in the mall with some fat man, a business woman that looked like Elaine Stritch and a Cambodian manicurist! Then she killed them! At that point, my lazy ass took over and I told Patrick Dempsey that I was over this shit and gonna go shop for butter knives. I left him to take care of Dakota!".
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