Janice Speaks!

And the world listens.

Radar's got a great interview with "The World's First Supermodel" Janice Dickinson, about whom there's a clause in my gay contract that I must adore her completely. And I do! I'll shout it from the rooftops - Janice Dickinson is my hero! Well, hero's a strong word... she's my life partner. That's better.

Some highlights from said interview :

On Omarosa: "She’s toxic. I thought it was Mr. Ed at first."

On Bronson Pinchot: "Oh. I don’t like this guy. This guy is a gimp motherfucker. I made it very clear to the producers that I would not be groped or molested or have sex with anyone—that was in my contract. The minute I walked in, Balki or whatever he’s called started groping me. A few days in he asked me, 'Why are you so angry?' And I said, 'At you? Because you’re a fucking pervert.'"

On whether the winners of ANTM have what it takes in the modelling world: "Absolutely not. They are not of the caliber I was, or even of what Tyra was. America’s Next Top Model is good TV. But it’s not 7th Avenue."

On her father: "I threw his heart medication pills out the car window, and he had a heart attack that night and died. By the time I wrote the book, the statute of limitations was up."

Christ I love her.