This story's too good not to savor. Scott Stapp, ex-lead singer of Creed and all-around delivery boy of musical abortions, shepharded into a Denny's restaurant in Gainesville under assumption of available vagina, whilst in actuality being the victim of a many-pronged assault by drunken non-fans. Genius.
There's a another telling of the tale here, in which further details are dropped, such as Scott Stapp had an actual fan that was following him around buy cocaine for him, and, I quote, "He ended up staying up all night doing coke, making us listening to his fucking HORRIBLE cd, and walking around in his underwear claiming that coke makes him 'so horny'." The girl then preceded to ROB him! Oh it just doesn't get any better.
Pictures over here.
I will laugh for days. Days! Screw you, Scott Stapp, and your Jesus-posing on mountain tops!
There's a another telling of the tale here, in which further details are dropped, such as Scott Stapp had an actual fan that was following him around buy cocaine for him, and, I quote, "He ended up staying up all night doing coke, making us listening to his fucking HORRIBLE cd, and walking around in his underwear claiming that coke makes him 'so horny'." The girl then preceded to ROB him! Oh it just doesn't get any better.
Pictures over here.
I will laugh for days. Days! Screw you, Scott Stapp, and your Jesus-posing on mountain tops!
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