Why are they delaying the package I ordered last week for at least more two weeks? Why don't they give me answers? The pussies haven't responded to my email. They give me no explanations. It's the second order in a row I've had problems with with them. What's the deal, Amazon? You've always been so good to me. Did I do something? Did you hear about my indiscretions with Overstock.com? I didn't mean it! I loves you!
But if my Harry Potter book comes a minute later than this Monday we are SO OVER.
I did read somewhere that there have been some copyright issues with the new Sufjan Stevens album, that there's an unauthorized Superman image on the cover, so that might explain why Amazon has divided my order into two seperate shipments with the Sufjan album delayed longest. But what about the rest of the stuff I ordered? There can't be that much of a holdup on a [edited in case the boyfriend reads this] and a 100-year old sci-fi story! I need [edited for same reasons as before - paranoia, fatigue, ennui] by the 8th, Mr. Amazon, it's for the boyfriend's birthday. Don't cross me, bitch! I'll cut you.
But if my Harry Potter book comes a minute later than this Monday we are SO OVER.
I did read somewhere that there have been some copyright issues with the new Sufjan Stevens album, that there's an unauthorized Superman image on the cover, so that might explain why Amazon has divided my order into two seperate shipments with the Sufjan album delayed longest. But what about the rest of the stuff I ordered? There can't be that much of a holdup on a [edited in case the boyfriend reads this] and a 100-year old sci-fi story! I need [edited for same reasons as before - paranoia, fatigue, ennui] by the 8th, Mr. Amazon, it's for the boyfriend's birthday. Don't cross me, bitch! I'll cut you.
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