Monday, June 13, 2005

The Wacko Jacko Bait & Switch

Hey kids, keep your eyes peeled for press releases from the White House in the next 24 hours detailing how President Bush pooped out a copy of the Quran or how Dick Cheney sometimes sleepwalks through Gitmo and stabs cigarette butts out on the eyballs of the imprisoned.

This would be the time to get those stories out there since the world's eyes are diverted onto that fascinating celebrity pedophile spectacle instead.

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