I am running a bit behind this morning because I decided on a last second impulse as I walked past the barber around the corner from my office to swerve in an get my hair cut for the first time in like four months? I'd even mentioned on Monday -- I am sure you're all riveted to this saga so you remember this -- that I was losing my mind with my hair, it was making me insane -- and so here, I can bookend this week with the saga complete. My hair is now cut. And here are two gifs of Burt Reynolds in his underwear in the 1978 film Hooper that I saw somewhere the other day to mark the occasion. I don't know. Just go with it.