So it turns out I am terrible at what I do here, and y'all need to just flip me the bird and be done with me - I have failed us all! Here I am, in charge of keeping track of shit like this news and where have I been? With my head wedged up Zac Efron's ass instead. I am worthless. Worthless!
So what am I on about? Apparently a full THREE WEEKS ago it was announced that Wolf Creek director Greg McLean is making a movie this summer in Australia called Jungle, about "three young men who enter the Amazonian jungle with a mysterious guide." The actors attached? Thomas Kretschmann (who I assume is playing the guide; pic via) and Alex Russell (the Chronicle cutie was most recently seen making out with Sullivan Stapleton in Cut Snake) and some dude named Daniel Radcliffe. It's based on a true story, a memoir written by Yossi Ghinsberg.
And as if me missing that news wasn't enough horror to turn you off my blather forever and ever there's also the fact that Greg McLean HAS A MOVIE OUT IN A MONTH that I had COMPLETELY forgotten about. It's called The Darkness (we have posted about it before when it was called 6 Miranda Drive) and it stars Kevin Bacon as the father of a family who "returns from a Grand Canyon vacation with a supernatural presence in tow." It is out on May 11th, for god's sake! There's a trailer, even! Shame shame on me.
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