Today I'd rather be...
... tracing phalluses with Zac Efron.
My name's Zac Efron and I love long boards!
Short boards - whatever -
I just wanna put 'em all in or near my mouth!
Something about them just makes me have to
rip off half my clothes and start bending over!
And then we all stand in a circle and wave our boards around...
sometimes they smack into each other! Oh what fun we have!