Friday, December 20, 2013

We're Coming To Get Hugh

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Alright which one of you guys is about to jump on Hugh? Do it! Anyway I have the best readers on the entire internet. I love you guys. Last night my switchboard lit up (note to self: use that as a dirty euphemism some time) with messages that as I'd demanded only two days ago Hugh Jackman went and wore a brand new pair of swimming trunks on the beach. 

We won! They could be tinier, but it's a step in the right direction. Also, hello Hugh. Since you're apparently reading this, you should know I've seen you twice at that bakery down the street from your house and the next time Deb's off doing whatever she does all day (cough scissoring cough), I'll totally share a scone with you. (Note to self: "share a scone" is a dirty euphemism.)

New shorts celebration aside, I am more about the shots of Hugh Jackman's "huge ackman" bulging against his towel as he dries off. Now that's a jolly holiday. See a bunch after the jump!










1 comment:

canoetoo said...

Those shorts must have two yards of fabric in them. If the legs were a little longer they'd be capri pants. Someone should tell Hugh that a nice pair of speedos or boxer shorts would look better and dry out a lot faster.