Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Bachelorette (2012)

Gena: Okay, listen to me. There are two different types of guys in bed. Number one, Brian Krakow. Didn't have sex 'til college, super grateful. Literally makes a home down here, sets up shop, wants to live in it. Number two, Jordan Catalano. Won't go near the area. Terrified of it. Very good looking, but you know, not worth the time. 

I'll refrain from doing a "Which is hotter?" here because that's so unfair to Devon Gummersall as to be a violation of human rights, and I'd probably be dragged in front of the United Nations, and it'd be a whole thing, while really I just wanna quote that line about waking up next to a sexy hamburger.

But as long as I'm bringing him up and I haven't gotten around to posting these yet here are a couple of new shots of Jared Leto actually looking pretty good. Yeah he can still pull off "good" sometimes, who knew. Usually it's just douche squared.



4 comments:

das buut said...

still pull off "good"

Spoke to soon, grungy Jesus in the last set ruined the whole thing.

And is it just me, or does she in that pool pic look lil bit like Willam Belli?

Claire said...

Yeah, who the hell would ever have thought Jordan Catalano would look almost exactly the same at 41 as he did when he was 21. O.O

I hate people with good genes. :(

Scot said...

I think Jared Leto is one of the most beautiful people on the planet, even though he does SOOOOO much to hide that fact.

Anonymous said...

I actually find Devon Gundersall kinda hot-- especially after he grew up a bit and got a decent haircut. Is it just me?