50 Shades of Pettyfer

.

I really didn't think they'd ever grab me with a 50 Shades of Gray story, but they just done proved me silly - apparently Gus Van Sant really wants to direct an adaptation of the dirty dirty book, and he wants it so badly that he went ahead and shot a scene, of the sex sort natch, from it with Alex Pettyfer playing the dirty dirty leading fella, to try and convince the suits that they're the men for the job. So... this is like a thing you can do? You can just convince a hot actor that this is totally like for something real, just take off your clothes, and let me film it? I thought it was just one of those Hollywood myths, but now I see it is truth. Dirty dirty beautiful truth. Pack my bags, here I come Hollywood.
.