Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Today I'd Rather Be...

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... sculpting Fassy.

I love the look on that guy's face kneeling in front of him. "Wha...? Caught me!" Lucky bitch.

Anyway y'all remember that music video wherein Michael Fassbender played a dude who turned all lumpy yet sexy satyr? Well some shots from a behind-the-scenes video of that video's shoot have shown up online (via; thanks for the heads-up Simone!) and since they feature a shirtless Michael Fassbender strutting and smirking and squatting I don't suppose I've got much of a choice but to post them, right? Right. Click 'em to make 'em grow.

I'm Glad I Waited...

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... to post the pictures of Alexander Skarsgård in the new issue of Interview Magazine, because they've released the hi-res versions now and they were worth it. Jesus, that one with the bat will get me through some lonely nights. (click these to mightily embiggen)



Speaking of Michael Fassbender...

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... I think it's for the best that I can't tell where he is in this set of pictures from JJ of him walking around some neighborhood in Manhattan, because if I did know where he'd been prowling I would forsake my bed tonight and become a momentary transient, sniffing at his trail. Mmm sniffing his trail...
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Michael Fassbender Four Times

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Every time I turned on the telly this weekend, there he was! Fassy Fassy everywhere! And while the new commercials for X-Men Muppet Babies have got me fit to burst with excitement for the movie, I have to admit I'm feeling a tinge of possessiveness over my beloved newly-blond one. Everybody else is loving him as soon as they become acquainted with him - how could they not? He's very likely the Antichrist and none of us are gonna give a shit about Armageddon, so lost will be be in the wonder of his sparkling eyes and dirty come-hither grin that the lick of hellfire will feel positively orgasmic - but I'm realizing I liked our little Fassy-admiring club. I don't want to hide his light under a bushel - unless by hide I mean something else and by light I mean something else and by bushel I mean something else - but there's a definite sense of nostalgia tickling me at this precipice. Make it good, Fassy.

Time For NYAFF Again

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The New York Asian Film Festival has just announced their line-up for 2011, and you can read through the list of films over here. It runs the first couple of weeks of July.

A few highlights - they've got Takashi Miike's latest, a swivel from the seriousness of 13 Assassins (serious awesomeness) called Ninja Kids!!! Yes, those are his exclamation points. It is about... okay, you know what it's about. They're also showing the director's cut of 13 Assassins which apparently has 17 more minutes of footage. 

They're showing several films by Tsui Hark, none of which I've seen but I've heard excellent things of, and he'll be there for all of them, it seems. Zu: Warriors From Magic Mountain sounds especially interesting.

The Yellow Sea is the new film from the director of the terrific (and terrifically underseen here) movie The Chaser, and sounds like more nail-biting suspense and action of that sort.



And speaking of The Chaser, they're showing that film and a bunch of the films that followed in its wake - it was a big hit in Korea and spawned all sorts of similarly twisty thrillers. One of them, The Man From Nowhere, is on Netflix and I just watched it a few weeks ago. Won Bin - who played the touched son in Mother - is a pleasure to stare at (especially when he strips down at one point, as seen above) but it was a little bit like a beefed-up Jean Claude Van Damme movie from 1993 (I know, I know, I say that as if its a bad thing?).



There's also a female version of Deliverance called Bedevilled which NYAFF is calling "the greatest women versus men movie ever made," although I've come to regard NYAFF's effusiveness with a very large grain of salt. They tend towards the ultra enthusiastic. Which, ya know, bless em for it. Anyway, "female version of Deliverance" kinda sells itself. Apparently the lead actress won some awards for her performance.

There's also gonna be 10 year anniversary screenings of Battle Royale and Versus, which are both such utter batshit insane delights. Looks like a great fest this year!

I Know Where I'll Be Saturday

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I'm sure that each and every one of you are fully aware of Original Series Garbage Pail Kid Adam Bomb, right? He's the kid who's pressing the button and blowing a mushroom cloud out of his head - he's basically the most famous GPK image. Point being, I turned into Adam Bomb when I read the news that MoMA is doing a double-feature this weekend of Douglas Sirk's All That Heaven Allows and Rainer Werner Fassbinder's Ali: Fear Eats the Soul. KABOOM. They're doing an entire series on experimental melodramas.

Ali is of course Fassbinder's loose remake of Sirk's film and his most obvious tribute to his favorite fore-bearer in strangely detached soap (see another tribute here); it's also my favorite of RWF's films. I was just complaining the other week that I wanted MoMA to show more Fassbinder - somebody was listening! Thank you, somebody!


The only thing that would make it better would be them making it a straight-up three-way with Todd Haynes' Far From Heaven, which is also a remake of Sirk's film and spins his world off into Haynes' beautiful orbit - they are showing FFH, but not until the following Saturday. Looking back through my Fassbinder posts I even see I called out for such a triple-feature way back in 2009! I am the future.


Oh and I should go ahead and note here that MoMA's also starting their Kathryn Bigelow retrospective tomorrow - she'll be there for a Q&A following a screening of her 1982 Fifties biker movie with Willem Dafoe called The Loveless - which'll include screenings of awesomenesses like Near Dark (see my love for that movie here) and Point Break (!!!) and Strange Days, as well as her Jamie Lee Curtis is a sexy rookie cop being hunted movie Blue Steel that I've never seen but always wanted to.


And I should also also note that, as part of the same series that's giving us Sirk and Fassbinder and Haynes Oh My, they're showing John Waters' Pink Flamingos on Sunday. Goddamn, MoMA. Good goddamn.
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Snow On Sutherland

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I spent some of my time in Venice with Donald Sutherland on my mind, since I'd made such a connection between my trip there and his movie Don't Look Now, and it appears the man doesn't want to let me go. Via EW:

"Donald Sutherland has officially been cast in the film adaptation of The Hunger Games as President Snow, the ruler of Panem. Lionsgate announced Sutherland’s casting in a press release this morning. Although Snow mostly lurks around the outskirts of the first volume of Games, he is unquestionably the series’ main puppet master (and hey, Sutherland starred in a film called The Puppet Masters!) A quietly malevolent figure who is shrouded in secrecy, Snow was described in the books as a thin and unassumingly small man — which aren’t quite the words that come to mind when you consider the 6’4” Sutherland. Still, the actor has certainly earned his epic-enigmatic bona fides — remember his Mister X in JFK? — and it should be interesting to see him play off Jennifer Lawrence’s spunk Katniss Everdeen. The Hunger Games is currently in production, and is currently slated for a March 23, 2012 release in theaters."

While it's a good call by EW that size-wise he's incorrect, I still think this is brilliant casting. The man can pull off sinister like nobody's business. He's got one of the most unsettling of smiles out there. What do y'all think?
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The Last Time I Went To Europe...

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... Michael Jackson died and I was able to miss out on all that hullabaloo for the most part because I was too busy staring at mountaintops. That thought occurred to me halfway through this recent vacation, and I wondered if this could present itself as a recurring jinx of sorts - who'd buy it this time? 

Well believe me, when I saw that Aussie acting icon Bill Hunter went and died I wished I'd tossed such morbid thoughts to the wind. Glenn wrote a lovely piece on him over at Stale Popcorn that does the man better justice than I ever could; I've seen him in several parts but for me he was always and forever gonna be Bill Heslop, Muriel's obnoxious dope of a father in Muriel's Wedding. I guess you can stop progress. I hope where ever you are now, Bill, you're just happening to stumble upon Deidre Chambers, and man is it a coincidence.

In somewhat related news, after a full year since first hearing about it we're finally getting a little more word on that reunion between Muriel director PJ Hogan and star Toni Collette - Variety says they've gotten the funding for it. It's called Mental and it's about "a family and its crazy but charismatic nanny." Methinks that nutty nanny might be tailor-made for our Tara, no?
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Happy 35, Colin Farrell

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Catching Up With A Few Gratuities

Just so's we don't fall epically behind, here's a smattering of the pulchritude that went down whilst we were out of town, in picture vomit form. Most importantly, Jude Law went swimming!


Ryan Reynolds was in Details!
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Jared Leto (with friend) and James Franco 
got photographed by Terry Richardson!



Oh and Sufjan showed off his arms (we take what we can with him).


If you know of anything we missed, do be a dear and share.
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Five Frames From ?

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What movie is this?
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Eyes Wide Snuffed

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Is it possible that I'm just getting tired of watching cinematic sadism? Killer View (aka Snuffed) made me think the curiosity's been sapped from the serial killer genre. I get it; I got it awhile ago and now it's all starting to seem, dare I say it, gratuitous. Basically a mish-mash of Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (which kept things lively by posing itself as non-fiction set in the fictional world of slasher movies) and Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, with some Poughkeepsie Tapes heavily sprinkled on top, Snuffed tells the story of a preordained deceased journalist - at the start the film tells us the footage we're watching was found by the police once he went missing - who gets the lucky chance to interview an active - but supposedly retiring; he's the Sergeant Murtaugh of slashers - serial killer. We then watch this interview interspersed with footage from one of his "jobs."

They're "jobs" because, in a Hostel Part 2 sorta twist that adds a dash of cultural commentary, the killer films his killings and sells them to bored rich types. He also says he pretty much exclusively kills the rich (I kinda kept waiting for him to hit somebody in the head with a gigantic ceramic penis). I also kept waiting for it turn out that he turns around and kills rich people he just made one of his films for, say for the next set of rich folks, but besides a late-game accidental nod in that direction that was a twist too far, I guess.



Maybe because my boyfriend's Southern and has attuned me to keep an eye out for the stereotype, but the fact that the killer postures himself as thoroughly redneck - the scruff and twang and sleeveless tees of it all - seemed to need some explanation. He argues he's selling himself as a professional brand, and that he needs to drive a fancy car to fit in the neighborhoods where he goes a'hunting, but then he presents himself physically and verbally like Redneck #3 in a Deliverance knock-off. I think an argument could be made that his clients request this sort of show, that it fits their idea of the type they desire for their sadistic fantasies, but if this were the case the film never lets on as such. And what it needed was a rug-pull of this sort - something to give it a spurt of extra interest.

Take JT Petty's 2006 film S&Man, which is very nearly the same film, if not tonally then execution-wise - a filmmaker gets the chance to interview the maker of eerily realistic snuff films, and we watch the interviews and the death scenes commingle. There Petty kept things moving by bringing in other voices and by actively questioning the nature of what we were watching at every turn, and depending on that nature from there asking what is the purpose of it? Whose entertainment is this for?

I do think it was a thought-through choice by the makers of Snuffed to be as straight-forward as possible here; I think there's a purposeful distancing from that sort of intellectualism and cinematic trickery. By telling us from the start that the journalist we're watching put himself into danger is totally 100% already dead, it diverts our attention from the suspense of "Will he get killed?" onto other things. It's like Hitchcock having Kim Novak spill the beans on the plot in her letter at the midpoint in Vertigo - we stop paying attention to the "mystery" that we thought the film was about, and just start paying attention to how the characters are behaving inside a plot we already understand the mechanics of.



But bringing Hitch into the mix here only serves to sour the mood more - everything Hitch put his characters through was just as foretold and emotionally sadistic as anything Snuffed spills out, but the latter goes the extra distance by erasing all the cinematic art at all, and I was just left wondering what there was left for me to want to be watching. There's an attempt at achieving some clever symmetry through editing, especially in the final few minutes when our two strands - interview and snuff - begin to reach their similar predestined conclusions. But it situates itself at an uneasy and probably impossible impasse - it wants to seem as unobtrusive a document as it can while at the same time, you know, not actually being an actual snuff film, and presumably attempting to make some sort of commentary on what the hell makes any of us watch these things in the first place. The only thing Snuffed really made me realize for its 75 minutes is I have no idea.
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I'm Gonna Run, To YoooOOOOOOoooouuu

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How sweet of Jake to slip on his slinkiest running gear and hightail in my direction, tongue wagging, once he heard I was back. He's good people, and I'll make sure he's commended for it. As you the rest of you, hi and junk. Italy was a whirlwind of spires and ruins and horsemeat, and it was grand, thanks for asking. Now can you tell me some stuff I might've missed? I feel so out of it.
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