These pictures of Henry Cavill running around half-naked in front of one on the set of Zach Snyder's Superman movie Man of Steel (via) have just convinced me. I'll wear this, and then I will happen to wander onto this same set maybe, just by accident ya know, and then nobody will be able to see me in the background and Henry will be all, "Hey I just felt something grab me!" And they'll look around and look around but they won't see anything. And it will happen again, and again, and again, and then Henry will have my baby and have to marry me, the end. Best Halloween ever!