Tuesday, October 12, 2010

News That Should Be Noted

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I saw this earlier today but it slipped my mind, until now. Unslipped! Via:

"Paul Rudd may commit to be all out for his role in "WanderLust", but he probably will not show his asset in front of co-star Jennifer Aniston. According to E! Online, the actor will use a prosthetic penis to film his nude scenes in the film.

"It's so funny," former Hollywood publicist Jonathan Jaxson, who was on the scene in Clarkesville, Ga., says about the fake organ as quoted by the site. "Everyone has been joking about his prosthetic penis."

Ha ha funny FRAUD! I think we should all head down to the set and demand the real Paul peen. We should chain ourselves to the prosthetic and chant "Hell no, we won't go!" and "One Two Three Four Put the penis on the floor!" I don't know. We'll figure that out when the time comes.

In related news, it's been a dicky sorta day.
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1 comment:

greggiboi said...

Can someone explain to me in a clear and understandable way why a prosthetic penis is less problematic than a real, fleshly one? I could understand it if the original and authentic membrum virile were injured, missing, or even badly deformed by bearing the likeness of some Fox News person or politician. Or, as in BOOGIE NIGHTS, an artistic need arose to show something not naturally part of an actors toolkit.