Thursday, October 22, 2009

Stomp On My Heart, Thomas Kretschmann

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And this is why I am a broken human being. Shit like this right here! Nonsense. Via THR:

"Sebastian Roche has been added to the cast of Fox's "Fringe" as a recurring, playing a new villain on the sci-fi series.

Details of Roche's story line are being kept under wraps, but his character is a soldier from another dimension who is not quite human/not quite machine, trying to gather information for opening a stable door to the other side.

He replaces Thomas Kretschmann, who was originally cast as the super-spy and appeared in the Oct. 8 episode but couldn't recur because of a scheduling conflict. "

I sat through this past week's episode watching the corner of every frame for TK... to no avail... and now I hear this noise. Ugh. I need a drink. Somebody spike my Mochachino, stat! Nothing like a good 10am buzz to start the day with.

So let's take a look at this Sebastian Roche fellow. He's in Steven Spielberg's Tin Tin movie, and he's been on General Hospital for almost 300 episodes. Yeeeah. This is he:


Fail.

First off, I did him a favor with that picture - if you just google his name it's rough. I scoured around to find that shot and he still ain't doing anything for me. I mean, if this were just any ol' villain role on a show I like it wouldn't matter to me, but he's replacing Thomas Kretschmann, so the game has been fucking raised. Not right! Whatever "scheduling conflict" you've got, Thomas Kretschmann, it better involve a camera crew filming your naked ass and/or you making out with another man. That's the only way to fix it!
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