Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Jake Ryan: These are really hers?

The Geek: Yeah.

Jake: How did you get 'em?

The Geek: She gave 'em to me.

Jake: Did you...?

The Geek: No! She cranked for you. I told her you asked about her, right? The girl freaked. She had a hissy. She thinks you're the cats meow!

Jake: Really? She came up to me in the gym tonight. She looked at me like I was a leper.

The Geek: Girls will do that, Jake. You know? They know that guys are like in perpetual heat, right? They know they shit, and they enjoy pumping us up. It's pure power politics. I'm telling you.

Jake: I thought she hated my guts.

The Geek: Games, Jake. Silly torturous games. You know how many times I've gone without lunch because some bitch borrows my lunch money? Any halfway decent girl can rob me - blind! Because I'm too torqued up to say no. It's heinous, I'm telling you.



Sparky said...

Thankfully I'm immune to feminine wiles.

Boyish charm, however...

John T said...

They should really have had a sequel to this movie where we get to see Jake's underwear.

PIPER said...

This never worked for me. It turns out that there were never games. Girls just literally thought I was a leper.

I tried to pursue it even more thinking, you know, games. But then they contacted the authorities and it finally became clear to me. Of course it helps if you look like Jake Ryan in school.