My fave hometown SNL gal, Kristen Wiig, had this to say about this weekend's premiere SNL host, Olympian fishman Michael Phelps (via People):"I'm excited to meet Michael Phelps!" she told PEOPLE at a bash celebrating her film Ghost Town at the Toronto Film Festival. "He's gonna be naked in all the sketches I write, for sure."
"There are some people that you can just picture with a wig on and it's funny... He's one of those people."
So naked, check, and wig, check... can the wig cover his face, Kristen? Because then we've got something I can work with. Let's do a little experiment, hmm?
See? So much better. I'll give them the benefit of the doubt and not insist on total decapitation, though. They can just cover his head with a wig. Or a sandwich bag. Whatever is available. I'm not picky.
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He is the male butterface par excellence.
Meanwhile, if I were an SNL writer, Kristen Wiig would be naked in all the sketches I wrote. Coincidence???
I still prefer that cancer-boy swimmer.What is his name?
I think you mean Eric Shanteau. Whom I'd never heard of (I must've skipped The Today Show the morning that they featured him, as they inevitably must have), but thankfully, all you have to do is google "swimmer with cancer" and he came right up! Magic.
Can he also not speak at all during her sketches? Or in any of them? Or ever again? I can actually stand his face, but his voice is so painfully obnoxious.
I heart him, and I don't care what butterface comments come out-I think he's hot.
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