With last weekend's massive floppage of a movie I was actually looking forward to out of this Summer's offerings - that being Speed Racer - I'm feeling cynical about it all right now. And tomorrow's only real big release being Prince Caspian, a movie I'd have to be all Clockwork Orange'd with the eyeball-prongs to sit through, isn't helping.In fact, it's got me thinking: What movie coming out this Summer that's got heaps o' hype behind it are you least looking forward to?
--- Have you found yourself charting a map of constellations from the liver-spots on Harrison Ford's hands?
--- Is climate change and the extinction of entire species an okay trade-off if it will rid the world of Kung Fu Pandas?
--- Do you sometimes find yourself fantasizing for long stretches of time about each of the ladies of Sex & The City on dates with Patrick Bateman?
Let me know in the comments your thoughts - especially any of the evil sort like I just shared - and vote in the poll over in the right-hand column! I left some off that I just couldn't be bothered with, and put some on that I really want to see, so it's a reasonable allotment of the movies coming out this Summer. And I'm allowing multiple answers because really, what a bunch of cocksuckers.
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I'm kind of hoping that whale boomerangs and lands right on top of Will Smith as Hancock.
And, of course, I'm hoping that case of Crystal Pepsi has gone bad and gives Indy and Shia food poisoning.
Well, I still haven't seen Iron Man cause I was never too psyched to see it anyway. Prince Caspian, too. I'd add The Incredible Hulk and Hancock don't appeal to me in the slightest.
I've never particularly been a big Indiana Jones fan so the new one isn't exactly filling me with excitement, but it does have Shia and Cate so... umm... yeah. Who knows if I'll end up seeing it though.
I am jazzed for Sex and the City, The Happening, Speed Racer (not out til June), Get Smart (yeah, it looks funny so shoot me) and The Strangers most of all. Oh, and The Dark Knight, duh.
The most pathetic thing is how many people think "Pineapple Express" looks funny.
Seth Rogen: "Look! Look! I'm smoking....WEED! Weed!!"
Brad-Pitt-character-from-"True Romance"-rip-off: "I am also smoking weed." (smokes weed)
Seth Rogen: (Pushes intercom button) "Hey Brad-Pitt-character-from-'True Romance'-rip-off, I'm here. Let me up."
Brad-Pitt-character-from-"True Romance"-rip-off: (aw-shucks grin)
Girls in audience: "He is sooooo cute. And HI-larious."
Brad-Pitt-character-from-"True Romance"-rip-off: (having trouble with the button because he's, like, stoned!!!!)
(the entirety of America erupts in collective laughter)
(Brad-Pitt-character-from-"True Romance"-rip-off and Seth Rogen talk about munchies and one-hitters and dugouts and hookahs and zongs)
Everyone in the audience: (Seizuring with spasms of laughter) "They're smoking weed!!! And he witnessed a murder!! He's so in over his head!!!!! This must be the best stoner comedy I've seen in a WHOLE ENTIRE WEEK!!"
Oh, duh, WallE. That's the one I truly am looking forward to the most.
I'd add Kung Fu Panda and Madagascar 2 to the list of "PASS!" though.
Yeah, I thought we'd be heading in a completely different direction with this post title.
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