I can vividly remember when I first learned that women pee louder than men. A college friend and I were in a department store and the women's bathroom was closed so she came into the men's with me and sat in the next stall and... yeah. Anyway. Um... good times, good times. This is Jakey answering the question of who he'd like to be stuck in an elevator with, via D-Listed:
"I know this isn't quite the same, but I was stuck in a women's bathroom once with Susan Sarandon. She was interviewing me for a magazine and we couldn't find a battery for our recording device, so we ended up in a women's bathroom. I discovered two things that day: that the floor in a women's bathroom is colder than the floor in the men's. And believe me I've spent a lot of time on the floor of a men's bathroom so I should know! And women pee louder than men do, even though we might not expect it. Maybe it's just American women. I don't know."
I think all the press he's done for Rendition has made him delirious. Adorably so, of course.
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At times like these, I wonder if he does it on purpose. For the next week I'm going to picture him sitting at his MacBook, scrolling through sensational stories about his extensive men's room experience and giggling like a little boy.
Seriously, I'd offer to explain the very logical reason why women peeing are louder than men peeing, if he asked. I don't think he will, though.
"And believe me I've spent a lot of time on the floor of a men's bathroom so I should know!"
Fuckin' hell! There are only so many believable reasons for being on the floor of a men's room that don't involve giving head to men through glory holes so I'd like to hear them.
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