Seriously Björk?

I was all set to snap up a pair of tickets to see you, but 86 dollars? And that's before all the additional fees? Eighty-six dollars??? Has Matthew Barney (mmmm Matthew Barney) rotted your brain with all those tulle and vaseline fumes?

I mean, I love ya, but I'm on a budget, and unless you're gonna hang-glide from the ceiling in Lederhosen with muppets for shoes and pretend to defecate glitter babies onto my forehead - and yes, I do realize this is always a distinct possibility where you're concerned - I can't see eighty-six dollars (times two!) slipping from my wallet any time soon.

Sorry, doll!
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