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Frank (2014)

Frank: Stale beer. Fat fucked, smoked out. 

Cowpoked. Sequined mountain ladies. 

I love your wall. Put your arms around me. 

Fiddly digits, itchy britches. I love you all. 

Man I loved Frank. Frank got a bad rap. It should be better appreciated. Anyway you didn't think I'd let Michael Fassbender's 40th birthday, which happened this past weekend, go by without a mention did ya? Hardly. I hope you had a good stiff forty spankings, my love! Hard to believe a recent photo-shoot sneaked by me but this one, of nine very fine pictures, did; see it all after the jump...