Watch That Space

Hello. How are you? Oh I am fine, thanks for asking. Covered in filth from head to toe and all my limbs are sloughing off and I have bugs in my brains but, you know, other than that just okally-dokally. So anyway I wanted to give you a heads-up that I've just gotten word down the wire [insert robot sounds here] that my IRL office will be closed tomorrow in observance of the religious holiday that my atheist ass does not celebrate. Which means... well it means that I will be sleeping in as long as humanly possible and then being a lazy-pants all the damned day long tomorrow. It is, in the poetic parlance of Mr. Bobby Brown, my prerogative. But wait! Don't go getting your knickers twisted. There will be a whiff of me, because I'll at least have a review of Robert Pattinson and Zendaya's marital drama titled The Drama landing over at my home-away-from-here Pajiba at some point during the day. See? News not all rotten. Life will find a way! Jeff Goldblum was right! Justice for Jeff Goldblum!