Monday, April 27, 2026

Good Morning, World


Raise your hand if you'd let Jacob Elordi fling you around like he is that weight training device. [The entire world tilts off its axis from everyone raising their hands all at once.] Happy Monday!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Both hands raised!!!

Anonymous said...

Jason, you are a pathetic queen.

Anonymous said...

Could I raise my legs instead?

Anonymous said...

Jesus, just go play tennis instead!