Monday, April 27, 2026

Good Morning, World


Raise your hand if you'd let Jacob Elordi fling you around like he is that weight training device. [The entire world tilts off its axis from everyone raising their hands all at once.] Happy Monday!

When?

4 comments:

  1. Anonymous1:19 PM

    Both hands raised!!!

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  2. Anonymous1:46 PM

    Jason, you are a pathetic queen.

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  3. Anonymous4:00 PM

    Could I raise my legs instead?

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  4. Anonymous1:25 PM

    Jesus, just go play tennis instead!

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