Thursday, March 05, 2026

Jake Gyllenhaal Eight Times


I suppose I should've realized that we'd be getting some sort of Jake-ness this week with his sister Maggie's movie The Bride! opening tomorrow -- even though his role's not huge he is indeed in the thing. And sidenote: he's a joy in it. But we'll get to that when our review drops. His role's definitely more fun than these relatively somber and serious photos for the luxury brand Bulgari ...

... would have us believe, but qho can blame the boy for wanting all the free watches one can stuff in their pockets? That is how becoming a "brand ambassador" works right? You just get to Supermarket Sweep yourself through their flagship store every time you visit? Anyway even if these photos are a bit of a snooze he's looking exceptionally handsome right now all the same, so hit the jump and make your ass feel luxurious... 






5 comments:

bdog said...

I'm never gonna get this guy

VRCooper said...

I would like to have dinner with Jake to see what type of person he really is.

I just never get the sense that he has revealed a lot.

I don't need all his business, but something that gives a true sense of who he is.

And I love it when he doesn't do a lot of body hair trimming. Like him furry. I can live with the beard.

Anonymous said...

I like him furry too. But in the last few years, I have rarely been any photos of him with his natural hairy chest. In my opinion, he is so much hotter when he doesn’t shave or trim his body hair. For great examples of Jake when he had his natural body hair, I recommend watching him in Brokeback Mountain and the movie Love and Other Drugs. In the latter, Jake was naturally furry and practically naked in several of the scenes.

N-Hance of Greenville said...

I honestly don't know how I feel about furry haha In fairness, I don't really know how I feel about him not furry. I think he's a great actor though haha It's kind of funny but I was just talking with somebody about Hugh Jackman. She said that he has peak body hair. I need to go touch up her cabinets and I'm going to show her this post and get her take on Jake.

Anonymous said...

He‘s done something funny to his face. Botox upstairs and/or maybe blepharoplasty. That‘s distracting.