Tuesday, June 02, 2026

Good Morning, World


I always forget about this until it comes up (and this shoot comes up a lot, in my brain and in many a post) but somehow, in the 21 years of running this site that today marks -- and yes indeed, Happy 21st Birthday to My New Plaid Pants! My baby can get wasted legally now! -- I have never actually posted the entire "Chris Evans in 2004 for Flaunt Magazine" photoshoot by photographer Tony Duran inside of one single post. This is literally the most inexplicable thing in the entire world. I've posted all of the photos over the years but they're scattered around, into separate posts, and so every time I bring up the Single Most Important Gratuitous Photoshoot Of Our Lifetimes -- as I did yesterday when comparing Nicholas Hoult's hot new shoot to it -- I have to link to some random post that isn't the entire mindblowing shebang. This is unacceptable! And so here, on MNPP's 21st birthday, I am getting this shit done already. America's Favorite Ass is surrounded by beers in this photoshoot so it's thematically appropriate to turning 21 on top (mmmmm "on top") of everything. All of these are the largest files I could find so click to embiggen, and hit the jump for it all, at fucking last, in one place...







10 comments:

sissyinhwd said...

Congrats on 21. What were you 3 when you started?

Anonymous said...

Doing the lord's work, as always. I can't believe celebs just gave away feet pics like that in the early aughts.

Daddy Bri said...

Happy bierthday to MNPP! Thanks, Jason, for all your hard work. Your posts brighten my day!

George G said...

Happy MNPP Day!

Anonymous said...

Thank you for reminding me of this photoshoot and hbdmnpp!

shaun said...

Happy Bday; thanks for all you do, including this post - god, I can still remember the first time I beheld photos from this set -- a star was born!

bdog said...

Dat ass, tho. Happy b-day!

AxFromMN said...

Congrats, probably been reading it for that long!

VRCooper said...

Happy Blog Anniversary!

I have been following your blog for years.

I have had great restraint. If you had your way, I would be subscribing to every streaming service that charges a fee. I love your movie reviews as well. I enjoy every limited type of film. I have never been a 100% block buster type movie guy. Don't like sci-fi. Don't care for alternate universe type stuff. I would say I am more of an independent movie type of guy.

I love your segment of "Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life."

Wishing you many more years to come.

Thank you for all your efforts on our behalf.

Anonymous said...

Bless you, Jason Anya Christina Emmanuella Jenkins Excess Adams!