Tuesday, March 31, 2026

Connor Storrie's Ass Attack


We have all lost our damn fool minds, but what I have for you today is one of the good -- heck one of the best -- responses to the madness I've seen. Use art for good not evil! Candyman and Hedda and The Bone Temple director Nia DaCosta just directed a four-plus-minute horror short film for Verizon that stars Heated Rivalry hunk-and-a-half Connor Storrie... and his magnificent ass. (Talk about a bone temple.) And yes I admit that I got the punchline five seconds into this thing but it was a joy, a pleasure, to behold anyway, so without spoiling it myself I will just let you discover it for yourself below. If we have to be crazy then let us be crazy this way.

21 comments:

mac20 said...

* boner temple. Praise to our denim lords!

Dryden said...

This was cute, he has good comedic timing, and Nia continues to prove she’s the real deal because this had great atmosphere.

Anonymous said...

Booteus beautius

Anonymous said...

Put a bag over his head and it'll work for me; he's so creepy...

Anonymous said...

Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: [to a mirror] Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. I'd fuck me so hard.

Anonymous said...

Doofus.

Anonymous said...

My goodness, he's such a terrible actor!!

Anonymous said...

I've had enough of this QUEEN and the other two, too.

Anonymous said...

Very cartoonish. 😬

Anonymous said...

Why does he keep doing that Zoolander “Blue Steel” look all the time?

So cringeworthy!

Clay Poupart said...

The Anonymous bitches are out in force today. Assuming it's not just the same bitter loser posting multiple times.

Jason Adams said...

LOL you people are so deranged about this show and its actors! Why do they make you so angry???

Anonymous said...

Envy is a sad, sad thing.

Anonymous said...

Y A W N !

ferretrick said...

It's the same bitter loser.

ferretrick said...

I'm sure it's meant to evoke Scream, but the landline phone just made me think who has one of those anymore?

dre said...

Enhh...

dre said...

Nah, J. The fans are waaay more deranged than the haters. Seriously, middle-aged men ATTACKING anyone who criticizes this show is just nutz.

Dryden said...

Hopefully these weirdos generate page view$$$ at least.

Anonymous said...

The Heated Rivalry fandom is the most TOXIC, IMMATURE, and HOMOPHOBIC.

Spidey137 said...

I don't click on stories of people I dislike, so I call BS on all of these haters. LOL It's like the closeted straight dude beating up the gay guy. Me thinks they protest too much. Epic commercial. Verizon deserves major props as does Nia who with "Bone Temple" and the luminous "Hedda" AND this is having quite the year. Connor and his epic ass...the commercial speaks for itself.