Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

 ... you can learn from:

In the Mouth of Madness (1994)

John: This shit really sells doesn't it?

Linda: More than you'd think. Surprised?

John: Lady, nothing surprises me anymore. 

We fucked up the air, the water, we fucked up each other.

Why don't we just finish the job

by flushing our brains down the toilet?

A happy 77 to the legend John Carpenter!