Monday, June 12, 2017

Ryan Reynolds Likes 'Em Big

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Did anybody watch Claws last night? I love me some Niecy Nash and so I was all up in that and naturally my eye gravitated towards her trashy stacked boy-toy Roller, played by actor Jack Kesy...

... well I mean come on. That's six feet and two inches of prime Floridian beef right there. (And given that all the women on Claws seem to be like 5 feet tall he seemed especially large in context.) Anyway if you watch The Strain you've seen Kesy before, even though you might not recognize him...

... I'm tempted to do a "Which Is Hotter?" poll but there's not any contest here; obviously that Claws Ass wins. But still - he's versatile! I like 'em versatile. And so does Ryan Reynolds, it appears, because Kesy was cast as the bad guy in the second Deadpool movie just a couple of weeks ago. And I have to say there's a similar heft to Kesy as there was to the first Deadpool's villain Ed Skrein, isn't there? Now that I'll do a poll for...

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And in case you're wondering yes, Jack Kesy has played gay before -- in some 2012 movie called Morgan. Anybody seen it? It's available on Amazon right now for rent -- here's the trailer:
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And Jack's also got a fine ass Instagram account;
if you want a few highlights from it hit the jump...








4 comments:

  1. I'm sad they killed his character off. Hopefully we'll get to see more of his fine ass.

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  2. MercuryMN6:39 PM

    The relationship in Morgan is cute (one of the guys is cute and Irish, must be this guy), but the movie is crap. The antagonist is literally (LITERALLY) a slightly inclined hill.

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  3. Hands down, it has to be Jack. C'mon, Ed Skrein is a real snaggle-tooth. They do have dentists in the UK, right?

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  4. Anonymous9:35 PM

    "A paralyzed gay bicycle racer risks home, relationships and personal health to reenter the fray as a paraplegic racer."

    That sounds really worthy and boring, why not mash it with the other Morgan.

    "A paralyzed gay bicycle racer risks home, relationships and personal health to fight a genetically engineered killer waif with really big eyes."

    And you've instantly made both films 100% better.

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