Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Topsy-Turvy (1999)

Gilbert: Every theatrical performance 

is a contrivance by its very nature. 

Sullivan: Yes, but this piece consists entirely 

of an artificial and implausible situation. 

Gilbert: If you wish to write a Grand Opera 

about a prostitute, dying of consumption in a garret, 

I suggest you contact Mr Ibsen in Oslo. 

I am sure he will be able to furnish you 

with something suitably dull. 

A very happy 68th birthday to Jim Broadbent today.

Did you know he was in Superman IV: The Quest For Peace?

He was!

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