It's kinda crazy I never saw Splitsville, the 2025 romantic comedy, because the only two things I knew about it -- it stars my beloved Dakota Johnson and actor Charlie Gillespie looks like that above and also showcases a truly world-class ass a moment later -- are enough reasons, big enough reasons, hard enough reasons, that would normally get me to watch a movie. But I have not so I can't tell you shit about Gillespie's acting ability, having seen him in nothing but gifs, and that's now a real demerit against me because over the weekend he was cast as one of the new main characters in the second season of Heated Rivalry. Point being I can't even guess if he was cast solely to challenge Connor Storrie in an Ass Off -- he's bringing some stiff competion though, lemme tell you what! (Or show you, as I'm sure you've already glanced at that gif down below.) Anyway also joining the cast is Justice Smith from I Saw the T.V. Glow -- him we know all about, and he's a terrific (and super cute) actor. Hockey hotness overload, y'all!
That is something to behold. Thank you!
ReplyDelete"It's kinda crazy I never saw Splitsville, the 2025 romantic comedy, because the only two things I knew about it..." The third thing we know about it (and the thing that kept me from watching it): those two women are unrealistically too hot for those two guys, and I'm over supporting that kind of bullshit SWM fantasy.
ReplyDeleteI don't know the new characters but I feel like he will fit in well...
ReplyDeleteIn other news, Hudson is fucking huge now, even a little bigger than Connor, and as a Shane fan, I love to see it.
You are an endless source of valuable information. I'm now #1 in the holds queue for the DVD at my local bookmobile. Gillespie's butt is at least in part a product of playing hockey.
ReplyDeleteHe and Storrie gonna have an ass-off. It's like a dance-off, but with squats. Lots and lots of squats.
ReplyDeleteI dont know why you like that show. It's just porn
ReplyDeleteI was reading some of the reactions from people about the casting of Justice Smith in S2 of HR. Mainly, that he's not "Hot" enough. The sad thing about it? I'm sure those people are in their 40s
ReplyDeleteGratuitass
ReplyDeleteNo man should be allowed to have a body like that when I have a body like this.
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