Monday, July 15, 2024

Do Dump or Marry: Boys Being Boys


This photo of actors Kit Connor, Charles Melton and Noah Centineo appeared over the weekend (click to embiggen) and it seems to me like a nice opportunity for us to play a quick round of "Do Dump or Marry" with it! So let us do that now. 

Tell me in the comments which actor you'd spend a single torrid night with (Do), toss in the trash like so much trash (Dump), or wed in official matrimony forever and ever (Marry). 
 

15 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:26 PM

    Kit Connor looks 15

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  2. Marry Melton, fuck Connor, Dump Noah

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  3. marry kit, do kit, dump no one

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  4. Anonymous5:50 PM

    Another vote for

    Do Kit
    Dump Noah
    Marry Charles

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  5. Anonymous5:58 PM

    Same
    Do Kit
    Dump Noah
    Marry Charles

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  6. Same lol

    Do Kit
    Dump Noah
    Marry Charles

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  7. What RLS said... I only have eyes for Kit.

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  8. Have the three of them taking turns pounding me and then hoping Charles proposes...

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  9. Marry Kit (those Heartstopper eyes do it for me).

    Do Melton (as Portman said, that's what adults do).

    Dump Noah (all the girls may love him, but he does nothing for me).

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  10. do noah, marry noah, dump kit. ...sorry charles.

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  11. Anonymous11:44 AM

    Do Noah, Marry Kit, Dump Charlie

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  12. Do Charles, dump Kit (ick - he's what, 14?), but marry Noah immediately. I don't understand all the hate for him; he's perfectly sexy and charming and funny in The Recruit .

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  13. ...like a younger brother of Bobby Cannavale

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  14. Marry Kit, of course. Do Noah. Dump Charlies.

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  15. Dump Kit, Do Shelton, Marry Noah

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