Wednesday, March 29, 2023

5 Off My Head: Denizens of the Dead


It's the 35th anniversary of one of my lifetime favorite movies, Tim Burton's Beetlejuice. This is the first movie I was allowed to see in the theater without a parent -- I vividly remember my mom dropping me off at the theater and feeling like the biggest grown-up boy in all the land! And even more so whenever they showed Alec Baldwin from the back in those khakis...

Formative khakis! Anyway I've seen this movie more times than I could ever keep track of, and I've posted about it here on the site twice as many, so what is there left to say at this point? Well actually, I found something. This is one of Burton's richest worlds creatively (which is why it remains mind-boggling they still haven't made a sequel) and there's somebody in some small role to fawn over in nearly every frame. We all love Juno and Otho and all the well-known and quoted weirdos -- but what about the bit-parts? Here are five of my faves!

5 Fun Beetlejuice Bit Parts

The dog that kills Adam and Barbara -- Look at that sweet little face! Who'd have guessed that that sweet little face covers up the soul of a cold-blooded murderer? Well that's what the bastard (or perhaps the bitch) is. Just sauntering off as our heroes drown, not a care in the world. I bet that dog leaves a trail of corpses littered in its wake across Winter River, Connecticut. I bet that dog crashed the airplane that killed all those hot dead football players in Juno's office. That dog must be stopped!

Beryl (Adelle Lutz) -- She always makes me think of that picture on the right of a hairless cat. I don't know why. But I hope to pass this brain disease along to as many people as possible a la the curse from The Ring's videotape. 

The Devil Hookers -- I mean, obviously.

The Janitor (Simmy Bow) -- The dead janitor in the hallway of Juno's office who tells the Maitlands about the exorcized souls trapped in limbo is played by the same actor who tells Pee-wee Herman the story of "Large Marge" in Pee-wee's Big Adventure. I love that he's kind of an afterlife exposition delivery system for Tim Burton Movies. Sad / weird side-note: he died before Beetlejuice came out so playing a ghoul was his last role. 

Old Bill (Hugo Stanger) the barber -- I bet y'all thought I would go with one of the smashed-apart weirdos that populate Juno's office right? The flat guy with the tire-tracks or the fairy woman with the slit wrists. Well nope! I feel like Old Bill deserves his moment. The way he says, "Jus... just trim it a little" always makes me laugh for some reason. He died not long after Beetlejuice came out too. A fitting note to end on!

What are your favorite Beetlejuice bits?

5 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:18 PM

    The last time I watched it I found out the actress who plays the dead receptionist is the same one who plays the love interest in Three Amigos, another 80s movie I watched too many times. I can’t believe I never made the connection before. Blew my mind.

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  2. Pierce2:31 PM

    Adele Lutz was married to David Byrne. My favorite actress, Sylvia Sidney, plays Juno, the social worker in this. She loved working with Tim Burton because he treated her like a movie star. Her last film was the role of Grandma in his film, Mars Attacks!

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  3. I saw this so long ago, I can't remember much detail. I was working in an AMC movie theater (my first job) at the time and it ran for many months. I rewatched it when it hit cable later, but not since then. It was before I knew that Katherine O'Hara was multi-hilarious. I had no inking of SCTV then. And Winona was so cool, I llllllllllllloved her from the second she appeared.

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  4. i thought it was such a hoot that beetlejuice hockered into the inside pocket of his suit jacket and said he was "saving that guy for later". 😂🦊

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  5. "Hair right down to his gawdamm SHOULDERS!"

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