While half of the social media platforms collapsed and/or glitched yesterday I put my time to good use for a change -- I made seventeen gifs from Oscar Isaac's two extraordinary nude scenes on the latest episode of Scenes From a Marriage! Not that I spend heaps of time on Facebook or Instagram during the day -- Twitter's my true social media vice -- but it's a good excuse (as if I need an excuse) as to how I got ahead, creating this morning's post yesterday afternoon. Indeed when I am writing this it's Monday afternoon -- I wonder if the internet still exists? Am I posting these gifs onto a non-existent internet? The future ghouls who tap into the staticky signal will only find a grainy gif of Oscar's dick as proof humanity ever existed... did I say Oscar's dick? Oh baby did I ever. Oscar's everything! The forever begged-for Chunky Bum revealed in its full, spectacular glory y'all! What a beautiful big bouncy morning it is turning out to be, internet or no. So while I'm at a NYFF screening this morning (I'll only be online for a couple of hours this afternoon) y'all enjoy these immediately legendary gifs, right after the jump...
Is that a tattoo on his lower back.
ReplyDeleteOMG!!
ReplyDeleteNever expected him to go full frontal!
Is he uncut too? What a stud.
ReplyDeletemrripley -- no it's just a patch of hair; love that he didn't shave himself
ReplyDeleteOh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
ReplyDeleteI'm almost crying here.
Oh baaaby! This man is fucking beautiful. In his previous 'nude' scenes we could barely see anything, but here, he goes all out. I came! Between him, Sebastian Stan, and Benedict Cumberbatch, this has been an incredible year for A-List stars going full frontal. Heres to much more of it in the future.
ReplyDeleteAlso, not that it matters but, he's playing a Jewish man and he's uncut? Lol!
Still not over this.
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